Hilarious Jokes
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked. |
A traveling salesman finds himself stranded in the tiniest town in Ireland. He knocks on the door of a little hotel. |
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Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here. |
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Andrea was telling me about her brother, when he was a soldier serving overseas, how when he was far from home and was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking ... |
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he |
A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. |
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Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" |
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the ... |
One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in front of him. "Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he ... |
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take ... |
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." |
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. |
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and? |
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, three men were annoyed because the nuns' habits partially blocked their view. They decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. |
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. |
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. ... |
