An old Priest was mending his church fence.

Little Timmy has been standing closeby, for a long while.

The priest turns to Timmy and asks, "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"

"No, no Father. Excuse me, but I'm just waiting."

"Ah, I see. Waiting for what, may I ask?"

"Waiting to see what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer."