What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins?
Because they can't get the silver paper off!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin.

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad.

I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
That's cheating!