Mrs. Smith, do you have happy family?
-O, yes, i have 5 sons and great husband!
-And where they are now?

- My younger son Jhon is now in Iraq
My second son Mike is in Afghanistan
My third son Bill is in Kosovo now
My elder son Piter now going to Iran

- And where is your husband?
- He is traveling now around the world with lections: "How to stop Russian's invadings in another countries"